Sunday, July 27, 2008

Just a joke

The following is a joke received through the email:
Hope it is not seditious, just a joke:

When Dr. Mahathir was Prime Minister of Malaysia
One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was
feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighboring country can
be doing better than Malaysia .
One of his aides said, I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters
to ensure prosperity for the country. Dr Mahathir thought if that was the
case, Malaysia Bomoh also can, and
went to seek the top bomoh's advice in the country.
After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there were 2 things
that he must do :
Bomoh : Step 1. You must blame the crisis on SOROS for everything.
Dr M : But Why ?
Bomoh: Because SOROS stands for 'Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks'.
You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock
market.
Bomoh : Step 2 - You must get rid of ANWAR.
Dr M: What! why him ?
Bomoh: Because ANWAR stands for 'A Nation Without Any Ringgit'.
Dr M: But how ? This is most difficult to do, he is popular with the
people.
Bomoh : Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR.
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly
This one lagi best. The latest according to the trend.
Subject: M.A.H.A.T.H. I.R
This is a new acronymn... stands for:
Must
Always
Hantam
Abdullah
Till
He
Is
Removed

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