Wednesday, October 1, 2008

How to be a Billionaire

Want to be a Billionaire?
.....Migrate to Zimbabwe.....

Everybody here is a billionaire....

500 million dollar bills were being printed in May 2008.
Everybody can have it.... it is just enough for breakfast/lunch (equal to about USD 2)


To buy tidbits in a plastic packet......you'll have to spend at least 10 million

To buy vegetables.....5 million

To buy Eggs.........6000 million

To buy chicken......how many millions???

If you want to eat in a restaurant, have your money ready........


For a beer after office hours........

Your monthly salary.........you need to hire a taxi or lorry to bring the money home.....
This young boy is already a multi- millionaire......


If you don't want to carry a lot of money.....just change it to USD

Nobody wants to count the money, just weigh it......



Otherwise, this is what you have to do
every time
you go to the shops, market, bus station, etc.....

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