It's All a State of The Mind

written by Nice n Simple, April 30, 2008 | 00:53:53

It's All a State of The Mind; a top-of-mind Recall, a Posititioning, a Brand. And it all depends on where and how you were brought up.

When you say: JIHAD
Globalians say: BIN LADEN
Malaysians say: HISHAMMUDDIN

When you say: MUSLIM
Globalians say: TERRORIST
Malaysians say: MELAYU

When you say: ISLAM
Globalians say: TERRORISTS' EDUCATION SYSTEM
Malaysians say: PAS

When you say: BUDDHIST
Globalians say: FREE TIBET
Malaysians say: CINA

When you say: HINDU
Globalians say: OLDEST RELIGION
Malaysians say: HINDRAF

When you say: CHRISTIAN
Globalians say: THE POPE
Malaysians say: DONT USE ALLAH

When you say: ECONOMY
Globalians say: THE BUBBLE IS GOING TO BURST
Malaysians say: MAKAN DUIT LAGI

When you say: SCIENCE
Globalians say: DISCOVERY CHANNEL
Malaysians say: HE'S CHEF ISMAIL'S 'GOOD FRIEND'

When you say: MONEY
Globalians say: WORLD BANK
Malaysians say: YOU PAY FIRST, MY SALARY NOT OUT YET LAH..

When you say: EDUCATION
Globalians say: UNICEF
Malaysians say: MUST SEND MY CHILDREN OVERSEAS

When you say: HEALTHCARE
Globalians say: WORLD HEALH ORGANIZATION
Malaysians say: TIGER CHUA

When you say: DISASTER (OR TSUNAMI)
Globalians say: RED CROSS
Malaysians say: UMNO

When you say: USA
Globalians say: GEORGE BUSH
Malaysians say: ER.. JESSICA ALBA?

When you say: ENGLAND
Globalians say: THE QUEEN
Malaysians say: MAN U

When you say: CHINA
Globalians say: SLEEPING DRAGON, OLYMPICS, TIBET
Malaysians say: BALIK LAH NEGERI CINA

When you say: MALAYSIA
Globalians say: WHO??
Malaysians say: BOLEH!